Corrupt a wish
#1
Posted 10 January 2007 - 11:58 AM
and then posts a wish of their own..
great fun if you have a wicked sense of humour... like me
I wish for a bag of toffees .. over to you
#2
Posted 10 January 2007 - 12:51 PM
But then you stay awake for 48 hours and feel like a zombie from resident evil..
Wish it was a sunny day around my workplace..
#3
Posted 10 January 2007 - 01:28 PM
But you were daydreaming so deeply you didnt se the boss coming and he fired you ... out you go
I wish i knew everything
#4
Posted 10 January 2007 - 01:55 PM
But since you can remember every detail of your past and future you cant live with your knowledge and jump off a train because you know that when you get off at the end of your destination you will be runed over by a speeding car
I wish I had eternal life
#5
Posted 10 January 2007 - 02:02 PM
but as you had eternal life and had no one to talk to when the world was wiped out in a freak donut attack from outerspacce you drove yourself mad.....and ended up swiming around the world.. backwards
I wish i could swim
#6
Posted 10 January 2007 - 02:46 PM
GrantedGranted
but as you had eternal life and had no one to talk to when the world was wiped out in a freak donut attack from outerspacce you drove yourself mad.....and ended up swiming around the world.. backwards
I wish i could swim
but in order to swim you where turned into a mermade and thus you also had eternal Life ... Now two people swam for eternity untill GOD got tired of watching both of the swiming eternals and just said the heck with it... The 2 whishes that were granted I shall take away. So both of them drowned
I wish I was GOD
#7
Posted 10 January 2007 - 02:49 PM
I wish i had a boat
#8
Posted 10 January 2007 - 04:25 PM
You've just won the lottery and bought yourself online a huge boat straigth away.. but when you go to see it for the first time - it's parked right next to abramovich's boat..
I wish I was in sardegna with summer time again..
#9
Posted 10 January 2007 - 04:33 PM
however you fell asleep in the sun without any cream on and ended up red all over like a cooked lobster. ouch that must sting a little lol
I wish i had snow in UK
#10
Posted 10 January 2007 - 04:43 PM
But then the snow wouldn't stop falling and you'd be stuck at home..
I wish the week work days switched places with the weekend..
#11
Posted 10 January 2007 - 07:16 PM
I wish i was an astronaut
#12
Posted 10 January 2007 - 10:48 PM
but once you were out in space you decided to settle down on mars and left all the rest of us in deep despair.
I wish you wouldn't wish you were an astronaut
#13
Posted 11 January 2007 - 08:54 AM
I wish i had an apple
#14
Posted 11 January 2007 - 09:04 AM
but the inner core of the apple was eaten by some worms... when you took bites out of the apple you ate them thinking they where part of it
I wish I was a Bird...
#15
Posted 11 January 2007 - 10:02 AM
I wish i had one million pounds
#16
Posted 11 January 2007 - 11:14 AM
But after trying to figure numerous ways to live your life like a princess, you just keep on remembering how good it felt when you'd overcome those tiny daily adventures and that now things just become plain boring..
I wish I could eat a bigmac on the moon one of these days..
#17
Posted 11 January 2007 - 11:49 AM
I wish i had some fries .. im hungry now lol
#18
Posted 11 January 2007 - 12:56 PM
No way I'm letting a good burguer go away just like that.. << jumps on space ship >> - off to the rescue..
I wish mac-fries didn't get cold so fast..
#19
Posted 11 January 2007 - 01:08 PM
but Since they cant get cold fast they remain to hot to eat so you burn your tongue and cant eat anything except thru a straw..
I wish a had a fountain drink..
#20
Posted 13 January 2007 - 07:30 PM
I wish i knew what a fountain drink was
#21
Posted 13 January 2007 - 07:40 PM
i wish i could get rid of the 2 viruses that are locked in my vault....
#22
Posted 13 January 2007 - 07:46 PM
I wish i was a tree
#23
Posted 13 January 2007 - 08:20 PM
But then your roots would go so deep into the soil that you'd never be able to travel to anywhere - just bored (you couldn't even land near the african live cam.. )
I wish it was summer all over again!
#24
Posted 14 January 2007 - 09:03 AM
But then, God will get mad because of your wish, and made summer so hot you will die. And others too. Only me wouldn't die, because i granted your wish...
I wish i'll have WinBuilder source code...
#25
Posted 14 January 2007 - 08:55 PM
You get the code but then you realize that it is not open source so you scream and youre conscience cant take it, so you force yourselve in a sleep walk to give it back.
I wish I had a Jet.
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