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#1 blackmirror

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 11:58 AM

The ideas is to wish for something.. the next poster grants the wish and makes it as funny as they can..making the wish go wrong
and then posts a wish of their own..

great fun if you have a wicked sense of humour... like me Posted Image


I wish for a bag of toffees .. over to you

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 12:51 PM

Granted!

But then you stay awake for 48 hours and feel like a zombie from resident evil..



Wish it was a sunny day around my workplace..

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 01:28 PM

Granted
But you were daydreaming so deeply you didnt se the boss coming and he fired you ... out you go

I wish i knew everything

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 01:55 PM

Granted
But since you can remember every detail of your past and future you cant live with your knowledge and jump off a train because you know that when you get off at the end of your destination you will be runed over by a speeding car

I wish I had eternal life

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 02:02 PM

Granted

but as you had eternal life and had no one to talk to when the world was wiped out in a freak donut attack from outerspacce you drove yourself mad.....and ended up swiming around the world.. backwards

I wish i could swim

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 02:46 PM

Granted

but as you had eternal life and had no one to talk to when the world was wiped out in a freak donut attack from outerspacce you drove yourself mad.....and ended up swiming around the world.. backwards

I wish i could swim

Granted

but in order to swim you where turned into a mermade and thus you also had eternal Life ... Now two people swam for eternity untill GOD got tired of watching both of the swiming eternals and just said the heck with it... The 2 whishes that were granted I shall take away. So both of them drowned

I wish I was GOD

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 02:49 PM

Granted but with your new godly powers you scratched your head while making thunderstorms and well the mess.. took weeks to clear up

I wish i had a boat

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 04:25 PM

Granted!!

You've just won the lottery and bought yourself online a huge boat straigth away.. but when you go to see it for the first time - it's parked right next to abramovich's boat..


I wish I was in sardegna with summer time again..

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 04:33 PM

Granted
however you fell asleep in the sun without any cream on and ended up red all over like a cooked lobster. ouch that must sting a little lol

I wish i had snow in UK

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 04:43 PM

Granted!

But then the snow wouldn't stop falling and you'd be stuck at home..


I wish the week work days switched places with the weekend.. :P

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 07:16 PM

Granted but you lost the plot had no sense of what day it was and ended up going round in circles..

I wish i was an astronaut

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 10:48 PM

Granted
but once you were out in space you decided to settle down on mars and left all the rest of us in deep despair.

I wish you wouldn't wish you were an astronaut

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 08:54 AM

Granted... but then you wished i wouldnt wish i was an astrounaut and the mere concept of that idea made you lose your marbles... compicated stuff fisrt thing in the morning..

I wish i had an apple

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 09:04 AM

Granted
but the inner core of the apple was eaten by some worms... when you took bites out of the apple you ate them thinking they where part of it
I wish I was a Bird...

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 10:02 AM

Granted.. however while you were showing off your new flying techniques to your mates you neglected to spot the kite and knoocked yourself out dropped to the ground and was gobbled up by a cat..Posted Image

I wish i had one million pounds

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 11:14 AM

Granted!!

But after trying to figure numerous ways to live your life like a princess, you just keep on remembering how good it felt when you'd overcome those tiny daily adventures and that now things just become plain boring..


I wish I could eat a bigmac on the moon one of these days.. :P

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 11:49 AM

Granted .. however after buying your big mac and junping in your spaceship and going to the moon you found out they had give you the wrong order.. Cheeseburger....and it was cold so you threw it out of the spceship and watched as it hurtled into the unknown.. to go where no cheeseburger had gone before

I wish i had some fries .. im hungry now lol

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 12:56 PM

Granted!!

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No way I'm letting a good burguer go away just like that.. << jumps on space ship >> - off to the rescue..


I wish mac-fries didn't get cold so fast..

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 01:08 PM

Granted
but Since they cant get cold fast they remain to hot to eat so you burn your tongue and cant eat anything except thru a straw..

I wish a had a fountain drink..

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Posted 13 January 2007 - 07:30 PM

Granted if i knew what a fountain drink was Posted Image

I wish i knew what a fountain drink was

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Posted 13 January 2007 - 07:40 PM

granted....a fountain drink is soda that comes out of a dispenser into a cup the size of your choosing....you get to choose between several different sodas...and several different size cups...but now that you know you are so interested that you sell all your belongings and fly to america just to try a fountain drink...you are now so poor from drinking fountain drinks that you are living on a streeet corner holding a sign saying "will work for fountain drinks"... :P

i wish i could get rid of the 2 viruses that are locked in my vault.... :P

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Posted 13 January 2007 - 07:46 PM

granted you crept in your vault in middle of the night with a hoover and got them

I wish i was a tree

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Posted 13 January 2007 - 08:20 PM

Granted!

But then your roots would go so deep into the soil that you'd never be able to travel to anywhere - just bored (you couldn't even land near the african live cam.. :P )


I wish it was summer all over again! :P

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Posted 14 January 2007 - 09:03 AM

Granted!
But then, God will get mad because of your wish, and made summer so hot you will die. And others too. Only me wouldn't die, because i granted your wish...

I wish i'll have WinBuilder source code...

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Posted 14 January 2007 - 08:55 PM

Granted!
You get the code but then you realize that it is not open source so you scream and youre conscience cant take it, so you force yourselve in a sleep walk to give it back.

I wish I had a Jet.




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