A desperate bid to reach 100 posts!
Posted 26 April 2012 - 08:51 PM
In a desperate bid to reach one hundred posts and an extra pip, I thought I'd resort to posting any old rubbish!
A friend and colleague put me on to the customer reviews of the afore mentioned product. I made the mistake of checking them out whilst still at work.
A mistake for two reasons. Firstly I'm worried that anyone in the IT department monitoring my internet usage will think I'm a sicko. Secondly I spent the remainder of the afternoon laughing inanely to myself. Below are just three of the many useful reviews from amazon UK's Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I did.
Posted 27 April 2012 - 06:01 AM
Poor Mr Tiger. He cut his own sensation short. Will the Tiger stand up and roam again. That is maybe once a certain time passes.
Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.
- Veet For Men Gel Cream is a quick and effective way to remove body hair leaving your skin feeling smoother for up to twice as long as shaving.
On almost all the reviews they went straight to the jingle bell rocks without reading directions.
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