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#1 Wonko the Sane

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 12:57 PM

Here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYA7a5l5TW4


Due to some diligent searches, I gathered the UNofficial answers to these questions:

Why not talking about Santa Claus?
Which filesystem would he run to store the database of all the good (and bad) kids?
Would he use basic or dynamic disks?


The "who cares" news are that Santa Claus does NOT use dynamic disks.

The bad news :( are that he stores the good kids names on a FAT12 formatted USB stick, while the names of bad ones are in a server farm below the North Pole occupying several acres and hundreds of petabytes. :ph34r:

The good news :) are that he used NTFS encryption on the latter and he can't remember the password, and that Mrs.Claus washed the pair of trousers where he forgot the stick. :smiling9:

So, no matter if you are among the good or the bad, you can have a Merry Christmas! :yahoo:

My best grumpy wishes to all members:
Spoiler


Have fun! :newyear:


:cheers:
Wonko
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#2 Nuno Brito

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 01:44 PM

Merry Christmas everyone! :)

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 08:56 PM

End of term lecture goes wrong! Wish my teachers were as good as this!


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#4 MedEvil

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 09:23 PM

Nice! :thumbup:

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 11:45 AM

That's a math teacher with a whole lot of free time.. :lol:

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 10:59 AM

Who is this lady Mary Christmas anyway, that everybody speaks about?

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 06:49 AM

Liked the video on the teacher. Made me laugh alot.


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I dont know about that 2nd video.

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 07:56 AM

Merry Christmas :) :clap:

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 10:56 PM

BWAHAHAH!!!!

Came here to find out/get more info on LiveXP BootSDI w/2K3sp2 and what do I find?

BWAHAHAH!!!!

Merry (belated) "Bah! Humbug!" Christmas! (esp. to "Wonko" the dunno about Sane). ;)




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