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[Brito]

Hello!

I'm starting a fresh new place called "The Dating Forum".

It's nothing way too spectacular, it's simply a place to hang around and discuss about relationships.

Sometimes just wish that women could reboot once in a while to give us a break but it's most often the case when we are booted outside the house when things go wrong..

Well.. have fun and hope to see some friendly faces from boot land over there!

http://dating.f0rums.com

[MedEvil]

Nuno, had a look into the forum and have to tell you, it won't work this way.

Nobody knows the recipe for success, but the recipe for failure is to cater to all.

You're to much all over the place to have success. You should specialize more.
Also, i have a different expectation about a site called 'dating something', than to talk about dating and relationship. I would expect that i could actually find/meet someone there for dating.

Just my 2 cents.

[Wonko the Sane]

Also, i have a different expectation about a site called 'dating something', than to talk about dating and relationship. I would expect that i could actually find/meet someone there for dating.

...and if you were unlucky you could expect to meet a nice girl for a date and actually at the appointment find a grumpy, bearded boot-land ex-Admin playing a trick on you!



@Nuno
Nice idea that of the dating Forum.

We missed something like it.

Can we make requests?

Can we have a corner somewhere where to exchange kitchen recipes?


Wonko

[Brito]

Can we have a corner somewhere where to exchange kitchen recipes?

Do you cook?

You should specialize more

Good advice.

[Wonko the Sane]

The site is down


Wonko

[Brito]

Yes.

All sites depending on f0rums.com were obliterated during the same server takedown that brought down winbuilder.net and nunobrito.eu a few months ago.

[Wonko the Sane]

Yes.

All sites depending on f0rums.com were obliterated during the same server takedown that brought down winbuilder.net and nunobrito.eu a few months ago.

Too bad, I had a new recipe for "tagliolini al tartufo e limone" that I don't know where to post....

I presume that someone could make a list of the "MIA" sites and publish a list of them ...


Wonko

[Brito]

Are you looking for a date?

I presume that someone could make a list of the "MIA" sites and publish a list of them

Not a bad idea, perhaps someone with free time can do such task.

We still need to find a secondary server, if things go wrong with this one we'll be MIA as well.

[sambul61]

I had a new recipe for "tagliolini al tartufo e limone" that I don't know where to post....

Would be nice to offer something new this holiday season in our Sambul Bakeries. It looks like you are setting impressive tartufo goals to accomplish for the new year. Where can we place an order?

Are you looking for distributors in Samoa? We can distribute your "tartufo" brand all over South Pacific on very "tasty" conditions.

It looks like we may need a new forum section to discuss details - Rebooting Business...

[Wonko the Sane]

I don't think you have tartufo in Samoa.

Tartufo is "truffle":
http://en.wikipedia....Truffle_(fungus)

While you could get good tagliolini, I doubt truffle can be shipped overseas and remain as tasty and sweet-smelling as it is fresh.

So, no way, sorry.


Wonko

[sambul61]

I was thinking of tartufo along the lines of a chocolate covered ice cream and chocolate truffles.




And you meant pasta ingredient like in our local Tartufo Ristorante?



Misunderstanding as usual... You'll be surprised to find European Cuisine plentiful in Samoa, including these beautiful Vanilla Tartufo.



We can't procure enough authentic tartufo due to huge demand - the dessert is even "hotter" than temperature outside. It's really become a very popular Italian dessert here in Samoa. Without your supply we might not survive the competition. Would you allow our boat to sink?

[Holmes.Sherlock]

Are you looking for a date?

Wonko & date? He can have a date with an encyclopedia - Britanica or Encarta - either will do

[sambul61]

I don't think we know Wonko well enough... Look what kind of Careware License he produced at some happy hour:

CAREWARE LICENSE:

Information hereby provided is released as CAREWARE, meaning that whenever someone uses it, misuses it, learns something from it, derives work from it, or whatever, he/she performs ANY of the following

1 - Smiles at somebody/something
2 - Hugs or pats on the shoulder a friend/colleague/pet/furry little creature from Alpha Centauri
3 - Acts nicely towards a friend/foreigner/alien/any other living being
4 - Kisses his/her girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband/any other living being (de gustibus...)
5 - Feels happy even without apparent reason
6 - Stops whining for an hour, a day, a week, your choice

Important Note: if you don't like this idea, just ignore it -- you can have this anyway.


I like that Wonko, especially de gustibus... part (“there is no disputing about tastes” - Lat.), he sounds really tasteful at this (possibly rare) Sanity moment.

[sambul61]

But Wonko can also be very pragmatic, when it comes to taking responsibility for someone's lost love (i.e. a USB Stick):

DISCLAIMER:

Putting into practice what I relate here CAN destroy data on your Hard Disk, render your system unbootable, and it definitely WILL do so if you make just a tiny small error in using the utilities I suggest.

SO use of this article is RESERVED to people that:

have a GOOD knowledge of Windows based PC's
BACKUP their data before doing this kind of modifications
do not fear the possible time losing an error could lead to
do not wish to complain with me if anything goes wrong

Though every reasonable effort has been made in testing this script, the Author accepts no liability whatsoever. This info may or may not help you do whatever it is supposed to do, it could even possibly completely destroy your software, hardware and set your house /office to fire.

No warranty implied, not even that of fitness for any particular purpose apart taking up a little bit of your hard disk space, should you want to save it locally.

To put it in plain English, if you just skipped the above section, three rules apply:

YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN
YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY
DON'T COMPLAIN WITH ME

That's why I think he hesitates so far to accept my tartufo business proposition. But I tend to trust his taste when it comes to tartufo, hence we have this ongoing "dating" dilemma...

[Wonko the Sane]

That's why I think he hesitates so far to accept my tartufo business proposition. But I tend to trust his taste when it comes to tartufo, hence we have this ongoing "dating" dilemma...

Maybe there are MUCH simpler reasons.

In Italy (actually Tuscany) there is a saying:

La società è bella dispari e tre son troppi.

Which translates roughly to:

Companies (members) are nice in odd number and three is too many.

Anyway rest assured that should I ever look for a business partner of any kind, it is very UNlikely that I will ask about your availability, you seem to have too many full time occupations - including that of finding any possible way to comment on what I write (or fail to write).

For anyone (I hope very few) interested in the original source of sambul61's UNreferenced quotes, they are here:
http://jaclaz.alterv...s/careware.html
http://jaclaz.alterv...B/USBstick.html


Wonko

[sambul61]

Actually, the quotes are referenced in their headers - you missed it as usual. Your citation is hardly applicable to business "dating", hence prompts to pursue other means and opportunities to get you on-board.

Happy New Year!

[Wonko the Sane]

Actually, the quotes are referenced in their headers - you missed it as usual.

Probably because you disguised them in a hyperlink, as usual.
As well as not using the board's "[ quote] [/ quote]" tags.

Your citation is hardly applicable to business "dating", hence prompts to pursue other means and opportunities to get you on-board.

I see it as applicable, and I apply it, no matter how hard you think it is doing so.

Happy New Year!

No, I won't accept good wishes from you, but thanks anyway .


Wonko

[sambul61]

Hey bro, it sounds disappointing a bit, but still optimistic at the end.

Review Rule #12, I was just kidding a bit, take it easy, man.
http://reboot.pro/82/


Wonko

Btw, what prompted jaclaz to change his / her nick to was_jaclaz in another place? I suspect some dramatic but surprisingly familiar events transpired in resent past...